Foreign Service Flicks!

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From the Golden Age of Hollywood to today's digital streaming services, the Foreign Service has routinely served as a plot line on the Silver Screen. Unfortunately, we diplomats are usually portrayed as cocktail-sipping elitists, bumbling bureaucrats, or James Bond wannabes. But if you dig deep, you can find some real gems in the archives.

This list of Foreign Service Films and TV shows was first compiled by my amazing former boss, Leslie Bassett (ret), when she was DCM Seoul and later Ambassador to Paraguay. Her list first appeared in her awesome internal DOS leadership blog. A similar list later appeared in the Foreign Service Journal.  I used them as the basis for my own list during the 2014-2015 TV season, which featured an unusual number of FS-related films -- most of them since cancelled. 

This compilation includes films and television shows portraying the Foreign Service, the U.S. State Department, or diplomats in general. Most of the films on this list portray the U.S. Foreign Service, but some titles also cover the life and work of British, Canadian and other members of the international diplomatic community.

To qualify for our list, the Foreign Service must play a major plot point, or feature a key character who is a diplomat or employee of one of the various U.S. foreign service agencies. Or a character works for another government organization - real or fictional - who is somehow tied to an Embassy or Consulate (in government-speak, they are under Chief of Mission authority). 

Many of the synopsis and movie posters below are from Each synopsis is followed by an appropriate reference. Where none exists, the description was written by The Two Crabs.  Our next goal is to watch or rewatch and review every flick here. If we missed any titles, please share!  So with no further ado, we present:


The Two Crabs' Ultimate Compendium of Foreign Service Flicks

In chronological order by release date:

1939 - 1959

Espionage-agent-movie-poster-1939-1020701357Espionage Agent (1939): When Barry Corvall discovers that his new bride is a possible enemy agent, he resigns from the diplomatic service to go undercover to route out an espionage ring planning to destroy American industrial capability. (IMDB)


Panama Patrol (1939): The head of the cipher bureau, Phillip Waring, is about to marry his secretary, Helen Lane, when he is informed that the State Department has discovered a message that must be decoded. With the information given, Waring and his assistant, Lieutenant Murdock, investigate but their every move seems to be known to their alien adversaries. Helen discovers that Arlie Johnson, interpreter for the bureau is the real leader of the spy ring but, before she can relay the information, she falls into the hands of Johnson and his spy-ring henchmen. (IMDB)


The Dippy Diplomat (1945): (Animated short) A newspaper announces that Ivan Awfulitch, the famous ambassador, is due to have a barbecue with local resident Wally Walrus. Unfortunately, while Wally is preparing the barbecue, the scent of the steaks he is cooking attracts an unwelcome guest in the form of Woody Woodpecker. Wally throws him out but when Woody hears of the visitor he is expecting, he dresses as Awfulitch himself and finally gets the remainder of Wally’s food. (IMDB)


MV5BMTU0OTA0NTQzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTAwMDUyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_State Department — File 649 (1949): U.S. Foreign Service officer matches wits with a Chinese warlord to try to save American citizens threatened with execution.  This is probably one of the most well-known Foreign Service movies. The Foreign Service Journal wrote a detailed history of this underrated film, calling it an "our cinematic showcase." In the UK, the film was re-titled as, "Assignment in China." The film was directed by B-movie director Sam Newfield under the pseudonym Peter Stewart. 


Diplomatic-Courier-1952 Diplomatic Courier (1952): In post-war Austria, a State Department diplomatic courier Mike Kellis (swashbuckler star Tyrone Power) is assigned to to fly to Salzburg and meet his old friend to pick up a top-secret document. But trailing Russian spies ruin the day and our hero spends the rest of the film evading getting captured or killed. Trivia: Power served in WWII as a cargo pilot in Iwo Jima & Okinawa, but sadly died at just age 44 of a heart attack. More trivia: Power is on the cover of The Beatles' album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (IMDB, Wikipedia).


Call Me Madam (1953):  Washington hostess Sally Adams (Ethel Merman) becomes a Truman-era US ambassador to a European grand duchy. (IMDB)


Dream Wife (1953): Clemson Reade, a business tycoon with marriage on his mind, and Effie, a U.S. diplomat, are a modern couple. Unfortunately there seems to be too much business and not enough pleasure on the part of Effie. When Clemson meets Tarji, a princess trained in all the arts of pleasing men, he decides he wants an old fashioned girl. Princess Tarji’s father is king of oil-rich Bukistan. Because of the oil situation and to maintain good political relations during the courtship between Clemson & Tarji, the State Department assigns a diplomat to maintain protocol until the wedding. Effie!” (IMDB)


DownloadBlonde Bait (1956): U.S. State Department agent Kent Foster, on the trail of a murderous traitor, Nick Randall, hopes to trap Randall through singer/stripper Angela Booth. The latter has promised to marry Randall on New Year’s Eve, even though she is not to see him until then. However, she lands in prison. Foster arranges for her escape, with the aid of “Granny” Ramsey, in the hopes she will lead him to Randall. The plan is snarled and Angela slips away. She manages to meet Randall, and when he slaps her, she realizes that all she has heard about him is true. (IMDB)


The Ambassador’s Daughter (1956): Joan Fisk, daughter of the American ambassador to France, is bored with entertaining the wives of visiting V.I.P.s and decides to conduct an experiment. She accepts a date with an American G.I. and tries to prove to her father and his friends that not all soldiers are wolves. But by the end of their first date, when wine, music and the young man’s charms have swept her off her feet, she realizes that she may have won more than the bet. (IMDB)

Barbarian_Geisha_1958 The Barbarian and the Geisha (1958): Based on the real-life story of American diplomat Townsend Harris, it stars John Wayne as the Consul General to Japan in 1856 during the final years of the Tokugawa shogunate. The host nation locals and officials mistrust all foreigners, and the local governor refuses to accept Harris' diplomatic credentials. Eventually diplomacy wins out, and the Governor is so pleased that he gifts Harris a Geisha - who most certainly does not abide by U.S. Federal Government Rules on Gifts.  The film was a rare flop by acclaimed filmmaker John Huston (The Maltese Falcon, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Prizzi's Honor).  


The_Ugly_American_poster (1) The Ugly American (1963): An intelligent, articulate scholar, Harrison MacWhite (Marlon Brando), survives a hostile Senate confirmation hearing at the hands of conservatives to become ambassador to Sarkan, a southeast Asian country where civil war threatens a tense peace. Despite his knowledge, once he's there, MacWhite sees only a dichotomy between the U.S. and Communism. He can't accept that anti-American sentiment might be a longing for self-determination and nationalism. So, he breaks from his friend Deong, a local opposition leader, ignores a foreman's advice about slowing the building of a road, and tries to muscle ahead. What price must the country and his friends pay for him to get some sense? (IMDB)

EmbassyEmbassy (1972) - The poster alone makes me want to join the Foreign Service. And it stars Richard Roundtree, better known as Shaft. A Russian spy penetrates into the U.S. Embassy in Beirut, Lebanon to try to kill a Soviet defector under asylum there.


The Tamarind Seed (1974):  While on holiday in Barbados to recover from the lingering effects of a love affair that ended badly, Judith Farrow (Julie Andrews) meets Feodor Sverdlov (Omar Sharif), a handsome Russian. They find pleasure in each other’s company as they visit colorful places on the island, but there are complications to their budding romance after their holiday in the tropical paradise comes to an end. Problems arise due to geopolitical concerns of the Cold War, for Judith is the assistant to an important minister serving in the British Home Office in London, and Feodor is the Soviet air attaché assigned in Paris to Soviet General Golitsyn. British intelligence officer, Jack Loder, suspects the Sverdlov is attempting to recruit Judith to work as a Soviet spy, and this is in fact what Feodor tells his boss that he is attempting to accomplish. Feodor tells Judith that this is a way for him to be able to see her without bringing about suspicion from his people. Due to somewhat similar thinking on the British side, she is encouraged to see him as well. Loder is attempting to discover the identity of an undercover Soviet agent that has been sending confidential reports to Moscow. Soon he also is told to help a Soviet agent who wishes to defect to the West. (IMDB)


The Wind and the Lion (1975):  Loosely based on the real-life Perdicaris incident of 1904, The Wind and the Lion featured an A-list cast of the time including Sean Connery, Candace Bergen, Brian Keith, and John Huston as Secretary of State John Hay.  Bergen plays Eden Pedecaris, an American expat living in Morocco. She and her two children are kidnapped by a Berber rebel leader (Connery).  After the American Consul to Tangier is unable to secure the release of the AmCits, President Teddy Roosevelt politicizes the event and deploys the Navy to rescue the Americans. The film was nominated for two music Oscars. It was written and directed by John Milius, best known as the screenwriter of Apocalypse Now and Red Dawn.


Water (1975): Comedy-adventure flick starring the suave Michael Cain as a  British diplomat to a West Indian island nation finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when a large American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.


936full-the-omen-poster The Omen (1976; remade 2006): A U.S. diplomat (Gregory Peck) and his wife Katherine (Lee Remick) adopt the infant Damien in Rome, then find out he's the Antichrist! When the diplomat becomes U.S. Ambassador to the UK, things go from bad to worse as seemingly everyone around Damien mysteriously dies. One of the scariest horror movies ever that spawned numerous bad sequels and copy-cats.


Midnight Express (1978):  Billy Hayes is caught attempting to smuggle drugs out of Turkey. The Turkish courts decide to make an example of him, sentencing him to more than 30 years in prison. While his family attempt to seek his release through legal and diplomatic channels, a fellow inmate tells him the only way out is the "midnight express," meaning to escape. (IMDB)

Caravans (1978): In 1948, at the U.S. embassy in Zadestan, a young diplomat is ordered to find the missing daughter of an influential U.S. Senator. It stars Anthony Quinn and based on a novel of the same name. (IMDB)


1980 - 1999

MV5BMjIxNDE1MDE3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzc3NDg5MQ@@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_Missing (1982): Starring Jack Lemmon and Sissy Spacek and based on the real-life experiences of Ed Horman, this is the story of an American father of conservative background who comes to a South American country to search for his missing son, a journalist. Ed joins with his daughter-in-law Beth, who like her husband is politically polarized from the father, in prying through the bureaucracy and dangerous political intrigue in search of their son and husband. Little by little, the father comes to realize that his own beloved government is not telling him the truth. (IMDB)


Who Dares, Wins (1982): When SAS Captain Peter Skellen is thrown out of the service for gross misconduct due to unnecessary violence and bullying, he is soon recruited by The People’s Lobby, a fanatical group aiming to hold several US dignitaries hostage. But Skellen’s dismissal is a front to enable him to get close to the terrorist group. Can he get close enough to stop the Lobby from creating an international incident? (IMDB)


Ambassador1985The Ambassador (1984): Robert Mitchum plays a controversial U.S. ambassador to Israel who tries to solve the Palestinian Question while being criticized by all factions, which takes a turn when his wife begins having an affair with a PLO chief. Rock Hudson (in his last theatrical movie role) plays Mitchum’s chief security officer who saves his life in an assassination attempt and tries to help him resolve the conflicts around them. (IMDB)


Protocol (1984): The US needs to convince the visiting emir Khala'ad of Othar to allow an American military base in his strategic realm. Clueless nightclub waitress Sunny Ann Davis (Goldie Hawn) accidentally spots and stops a terrorist shooting at the president and his royal guest. Her naive comments charm the press, so the State Department recruits her for its Protocol. She falls in love with charming Middle East desk chief Michael Ransome, who rather resigns then help trick her into a 'contact mission' to Othar, where the emir's plan with her unexpectedly stirs a revolution. (IMDB)


Chess (1984): Before "The Queen's Gambit," there was "Chess - a West End/Broadway play that was better known for its successful album with music by ABBA's Benny and Bjorn, and '80s New Wave hit, "One Night in Bangkok". It's not a movie -- yet; rumors have persisted for years. But I'm including it for a musical number, "Embassy Lament," involving two curmudgeonly British diplomats complaining of asylum seekers and re-enacting a fake visa interview. Sample lyrics: "Oh, my dear how boring, He's defecting, Just like all the others He's expecting, Us to be impressed, With what he's done here, But he hasn't stopped, To think about the paperwork, His gesture causes--We've an embassy to run here!" 


220px-Spieslikeusposter Spies Like Us (1985): A classic John Landis 80s flick starring Chevy Chase as Emmitt Fitz-Hume, a State Department civil servant Information Officer (IO) from a Foreign Service legacy family, and Dan Akroyd as Austin Milbarge, a DIA code breaker. The film begins with the two hapless heroes taking the Foreign Service Written Exam in hopes of moving up the DOS ladder. They get caught cheating on the FSWE and end up as expendable decoys on an intelligence operation. Zany antics abound. Trivia: Dan Akroyd's love interest is his real-life wife.  


Lethal Weapon 2 (1989):  South Africa's Foreign Service plays a starring role in this action flick, and not in a good light. It was one of the last Hollywood films to tackle the issue of Apartheid before the system collapsed a few years later. The story follows an evil South African Chief of Mission and his lackey diplomats use the cover of diplomatic immunity to engage in criminal activities. Our heroes Detectives Riggs (Mel Gibson) and Murtaugh (Danny Glover) likewise break every Geneva Convention in the book in their pursuit of the bad guys. The plot thickens when Riggs (Mel Gibson) falls for the Consulate's OMS. Riggs eventually revokes the henchman's diplomatic immunity in a creative fashion, giving new meaning to the phrase, "persona non grata."  


Visas and Virtue (1997): Winner of the 1998 Academy Award for Best Short Film. Haunted by the sight of hundreds of Jewish refugees outside the consulate gates, a Japanese diplomat and his wife, stationed in Kaunas, Lithuania at the beginning of World War II, must decide how much they are willing to risk. Inspired by a true story, VISAS AND VIRTUE explores the moral and professional dilemmas that Consul General Chiune "Sempo" Sugihara faces in making a life or death decision: defy his own government's direct orders and risk his career, by issuing live-saving transit visas, or obey orders and turn his back on humanity. (IMDB). 


Four Days in September (1997): A Brazilian film about urban guerrilla fighters who kidnap the American Ambassador. Now, the diplomat's life hangs in the balance - helplessly caught between a government unwilling to cooperate - and his fear of the captors themselves. The film stars Alan Arkin, who also appeared in one of the best films on this list, "Argo." (IMDB).


Diplomaticsiege Diplomatic Siege (1999): B-list film starring formerly A-list actors like Darryl Hannah, Tom Berenger and Peter Weller. When Serbian terrorists take over U.S. Embassy Bucharest, Romania, they threaten to execute one hostage per hour unless their demands are met. There is a ridiculous side plot involving nuclear weapons stored in the embassy basement!



Rules of Engagement (2000): Action / courtroom drama about a military JAG attorney (Tommy Lee Jones) who must defend an officer (Samuel L. Jackson) on trial for ordering his troops to fire on civilians after they stormed a U.S. Embassy in a Middle Eastern country. (IMDB)


Mexico City (2000): After divorce and the death of her two children, Mitch is headed for Oaxaca with her brother Sam, a photographer. During their one-day layover in Mexico City, Sam goes out for a night on the town and doesn’t return. Mitch goes for help to the American embassy and starts her own search with the aid of Pedro, a cabbie. (IMDB)


American_embassy-showThe American Embassy (2002): A short-lived Fox television teen angst series that only lasted about 6 episodes. It stars Arija Bareikis as Emma Brody first-tour consular officer at US Embassy London. Emma is young, single and beautiful woman who joins the Foreign Service to escape from her cheating boyfriend and dysfunctional family in Toledo (never a good enough reason to join the FS!) In London, she squares off with her colleagues and superiors in dealing with various political cases. Unfortunately, the show has never been released on video or streaming service, but you can find bootlegs online. Episode 2 - and ONLY Episode 2 - can be found on YouTube.  Takeaways from Episode 2: never mail "toys" via diplomatic pouch, don't discuss classified information in the Embassy lobby or London streets; and hire a dozen EEO officers...STAT! 


118832921_10158819774044443_8774276570852381834_n The Bourne Identity (2002): It's a stretch to call "The Bourne Identity" a Foreign Service film, but I'm including it here because 1) we've received multiple requests that it deserves recognition, 2) it's a fracking AWESOME film and 3) it features a key scene that is single-handedly responsible for perpetuating the Hollywood myth of U.S. Embassies abroad, complete with obligatory rude consular officer and a platoon of heavily-armed Marines. In this alternate universe there exists a U.S. Embassy in Zurich (it's actually in Bern), and U.S. citizens can enter a U.S. Embassy without an appointment or security screening simply by declaring, "I'm an American." And don't think we missed the fact that Jason's name in his fake Russian passport is complete gibberish that literally reads "Lshtshfum, Ashef"!  And while we're on the topic of Hollywood myths - no, U.S. Embassies are NOT "U.S. soil". 


I Witness (2003): Jim Rhodes is a human rights worker in Tijuana for a few days to make sure that union elections are fair at a maquiladora owned by a U.S. corporation. In quick succession, the police assault the strikers, the bodies of 27 peasants turn up in an abandoned tunnel that has caved in, and two U.S. teen bikers are missing. As Rhodes pokes around and speculates on connections among these events, he’s beaten up, warned off by a drug dealer’s attorney, and given varying degrees of help by the U.S. State Department rep, the U.S. Trade rep, and an honest local cop. It’s always about money, but whose is at stake and how cheap is Rhodes’s life?  (IMDB)


MV5BMTg1MTYyMDE2NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTk1NTAzMQ@@._V1_SX214_AL_The Constant Gardener (2005): Mild-mannered British diplomat Justin Quayle (Ralph Fiennes) is assigned to British Embassy in Kenya. He is accompanied by his wife, Tessa (Rachel Weisz). After Tessa is murdered, Quayle  After his wife is murdered in Kenya, Justin, with a passion for gardening, decides to uncover the truth behind the death of his wife - with no regards for the consequences.


The White Countess (2005): Set in 1930s Shanghai, where a blind American diplomat (Ralph Fiennes, in his second role as a diplomat) develops a curious relationship with a young Russian refugee who works odd -- and sometimes illicit -- jobs to support members of her dead husband's aristocratic family. (IMDB)


American Visa (2005): Bolivian film. After being denied an American visa, a Bolivian professor becomes involved in a web of criminal activities, holds-up the American consulate and falls for a beautiful prostitute from the Bolivian lowlands. (IMDB)


Cooking with Stella (2009): A warmhearted social satire about a Canadian diplomat and her chef husband who are posted to New Delhi. Upon arrival they inherit a household of Indian servants headed by the charming, totally inspiring – and wily -cook, Stella (Seema Biswas). When Stella agrees to become Michael’s cooking guru and to teach him traditional Indian dishes, little does he know that she’s cooking up a scheme of her own. (IMDB)


MV5BMzA4NjA2NjI2NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTEzNzI2Mg@@._V1_SX214_AL_Julie & Julia (2009): Based on a true story of the Foreign Service's most famous EFM, Julia Child (Meryl Streep) is the wife of a diplomat assigned to a 4-year posting at US Embassy Paris. Looking for ways to pass her time, Julia takes cooking lessons at the Cordon Bleu, where she discovers her true passion. The film time travels between Julia's story and that of young writer Julie Powell (Amy Adams). Underemployed with an unpublished novel, Julie decides to cook her way through Julia Child's "Mastering the Art of French Cooking" in a year and to blog about it. We go back and forth between these stories of two women learning to cook and finding success. Sympathetic, loving husbands support them both, and friendships, too, add zest.


The Diplomat (2009): A British diplomat is arrested on charges of working with Russian mafia. After death threats to his wife, they are taken into protective custody. Then the MI6 shows up with a new piece of the puzzle. (IMDB)


In The Loop (2009): A political satire about a group of skeptical American and British operatives and diplomats attempting to prevent a war between two countries. Diplomatic relations between the U.S. and U.K. collide with White House and Downing Street warmongers. Features a bit role by James Gandolfini as a U.S. General trying to keep the peacemaker. (IMDB)



From Paris with Love (2010): Awful, implausible action thriller starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as James, an ambitious aide to the U.S. Ambassador in Paris, yet moonlighting for the CIA. On the night he and his girlfriend become engaged, he's assigned to serve as driver/control officer for Charlie Wax, an unorthodox government employee played by John Travolta. James learns that a terrorist cell is preparing to attack the American delegation. The two embark on a wild ride to save the day. Two thumbs down.


The Ambassador (2011): Danish journalist Mads Brügger goes undercover as a Liberian Ambassador to embark on a dangerous yet hysterical journey to uncover the blood diamond trade in Africa. (IMDB)


Homeland Homeland (2011 - 2020): Emmy-winning spy thriller TV series starring Claire Danes, and loosely based on an Israeli TV series, "Prisoners of War." Although the series is mainly about the CIA, many of the episodes feature State Department plot-lines. Season 4 takes place almost entirely at U.S. Embassy Kabul and U.S. Embassy Islamabad, where Carrie (Danes) is assigned and somehow manages to maintain an implausible cover and keep her job while breaking every international law and FAM reference.  I personally thought the earlier seasons were better, and stopped watching after Season 4. But YMMV. 


Fast & Furious franchise (2011 - current): How Hollywood has managed to drag out this story for 20 years and 8 films is beyond my comprehension. Since 2011's "Fast Five," the series has co-starred Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Luke Hobbs, who plays a Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) agent. Why a DS agent is investing car thefts is another story. The 2019 spin-off film, "Hobbs & Shaw" was actually quite entertaining and a nice change of pace from the rest of the films (only two of which I've seen).


MV5BMTc3MjI0MjM0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTYxMTQ1OA@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_Argo (2012): Winner of the 2013 Academy Award for Best Picture, Argo is based on a true story. In 1979, Iranian militants stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in November 1979, taking 56 American diplomats hostage. Six American from the consulate section manage to escape and take refuge in the home of Canadian Ambassador Ken Taylor. With few options remaining, CIA exfiltration expert Tony Mendez (Ben Affleck) devices a daring plan to create a phony sci-fi film project called "Argo," visit Iran to supposedly scout filming locations, and smuggle out the Americans as part of the production crew. This film introduced a whole new generation to the work of the U.S. diplomats and the real dangers of life in the Foreign Service. Probably Mr. Crab's favorite film on this list!


Get the Gringo (2012): Mel Gibson is a career criminal serving as a prison sentence in Mexico who comes to the attention of a U.S. Consular officer after a series of incidents. Gibson later assumes the identity of the consular officer to break into a prison, for reasons that would be a spoiler alert. (IMDB / Wikipedia)


Pulling_Strings-381772697-largePulling Strings / Amor A Primera Visa (2013): This Rom-Com stars B-list actress Laura Ramsey as a Type-A consular officer at U.S. Embassy Mexico City who is focused on nothing but climbing the Foreign Service ladder. She throws herself a goodbye party to celebrate her assignment to U.S. Embassy London (nice link if you can get it). But after a night of heavy drinking, she gets drunk and passes out on the street (Hello? RSO?)  She's rescued by a Alejandro, a mariachi singer whom she had denied for a visa the previous day.  Breaking nearly every State Department rule in the process, Laura falls in love with her visa client. What could possible go wrong!?! In Spanish-speaking countries, the film was more appropriately titled, "Amor A Primera Visa" - a word play on 'Love at First Sight'. 


Blue Jasmine (2013): Directed by Woody Allen, the film follows Cate Blanchett as Jasmine, a ruined, mentally troubled New York socialite. After her fall from grace, she hooks up with diplomat Dwight (Peter Sarsgaard), who Jasmine believes will help her social position. The film makes FSOs appear to be fabulously rich and have months of leave for R&R in California and fancy cocktail parties in Vienna. 


The Ambassadors (2013): A BBC television comedy starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb as two hapless British diplomats in the fictional republic of Tazbekistan. Appears to have only lasted three episodes. (BBC)


Uiraqi_1413979622271Madame Secretary (2014): MADAM SECRETARY stars Tèa Leoni as Elizabeth McCord, the shrewd, determined, newly appointed Secretary of State who drives international diplomacy, battles office politics and circumvents protocol as she negotiates global and domestic issues, both at the White House and at home. A college professor and a brilliant former CIA analyst who left for ethical reasons, Elizabeth returns to public life at the request of the President following the suspicious death of her predecessor. The President values her apolitical leanings, her deep knowledge of the Middle East, her flair for languages and her ability to not just think outside the box, but to not even acknowledge there is a box. McCord's team includes her Chief of Staff Nadine Tolliver, speechwriter Matt Mahoney, press coordinator Daisy Grant and her charming assistant Blake Moran. When McCord debates third world problems, finesses foreign dignitaries at work and does battle with the President's combative Chief of Staff Russell Jackson, it's just a warm-up for when she goes home to her supportive husband, Henry, and their two bright children, where "politics" and "compromise" take on new meaning. (CBS)


Embassy SIThe Embassy (2014): Australian reality show following the real work of consular officers at the Australian Embassy in Bangkok. Although the producers have taken some slight over-dramatic licenses, "The Embassy" realistically portrays life and work of consular officers and the help they provide to their citizens. Having worked in American Citizen Services (ACS), I can attest the work of our Aussie counterparts closely mirrors the work of U.S. consular officers. The first full episode of "The Embassy" is available on YouTube. Subsequent episodes are only available on Australia's Channel Nine website, which can be viewed using a VPN. 


MV5BMzBkYTRiZTItOGQ5NS00ZWYzLTg4ZDItM2M1NDUzODFhMmZmL2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjI3MTIwODI@._V1_Jeg er aambassadøren fra Amerika (The American Ambassador) (2014-2016) - Another reality show, this time following the daily life of real-life U.S. Ambassador to Denmark, Rufus Gifford. Amb. Gifford was a political appointee and former finance director for President Obama's reelection campaign. The show even won Denmark's equivalent of the Emmy Award, and was written up in Vanity Fair. Apparently it was on Netflix for a while but seems to have vanished. If anyone knows where old episodes can be found, let me know!


90 Day Fiancé (2014 - current) - Full disclosure...with the exception of "The Amazing Race," The Two Crabs truly despise Reality Shows. And this one takes the cake. I have managed to only watch 3 or 4 episodes before being overcome by a strong desire to hurl bricks at the TV and "GET A CLUE!" double face palms by the shenanigans of the petitioners & beneficiaries.  That said, I recognize that the entire premise of this show has a strong Foreign Service connection. For those unfamiliar with this series and it's nine spinoff shows (and counting), the title refers to the U.S. K-1 visa process, which allows a U.S. citizen (the petitioner) to sponsor his or her alien partner (the beneficiary) to the United States on a temporary status with the intent to marry - the couple must marry within 90 days or else the partner must return to their home country. Once married, the petitioner can sponsor his/her new spouse for Conditional Lawful Permanent Residency - more commonly known as a "Green Card." Trivia: only the U.S. citizen petitioner gets paid to appear on this show, because by law the alien beneficiary cannot work on a K1 visa.  Good U.S. visa program, bad TV show. 'Nuff said. 


Survivor (2015) - A Foreign Service Officer in London tries to prevent a terrorist attack set in New York, but is forced to go on the run after she is framed for crimes she didn't commit. The A-list cast stars Dylan McDermott and Milla Jovovich and directed by James McTeigue.


The_Brink_HBO The Brink (2015) - HBO series described as a "dark geopolitical comedy" starred Tim Robbins as the Secretary of State, and Jack Black as a "lowly Foreign Service Officer" assigned to U.S. Embassy Islamabad, and John Larroquette as the evangelical Ambassador. Cancelled after just 1 season.


The Diplomat (2015) - An HBO documentary film about the life and work of Amb. Richard Holbrooke, from Vietnam to Afghanistan.


Diplomats (2015 - In turnaround) - A comedy film based on Dennis Rodman's "basketball diplomacy" trips to North Korea.  Was announced in 2015 but apparently never filmed. Was to have been directed by "Barbershop" and "Fantastic Four" director Tim Story


Stanistan (2015) - A show about a Press Officer at a US Embassy compound in the Middle East. The show was cancelled before the pilot ever aired.  Having worked as a press officer in Afghanistan, I'm thoroughly  disappointed "Stanistan" never became reality.


13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016) - Action movie directed by Michael Bay follows the Sept. 11, 2012 attack on the U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya. Horrible film, historically inaccurate, and -- just like the events of Benghazi -- completely politicized. It's pretty clear where Michael Bay's politics lay.


Jarhead 3: The Siege (2016) - A direct-to-video movie that is essentially a ripoff of the aforementioned "13 Hours", a group of Marines must protect a US Embassy in the Middle East when it suddenly comes under attack from enemy forces.


Mad Dogs (2016) - The plot to this Amazon Prime series loosely based on a British show of the same name just screams SCS (Special Citizen Services). A group of 40-something unhappy men behaving badly in Belize. Of course, their problems become US Embassy Belize's problems. Cancelled after one season; perhaps the filmmakers couldn't pay back their repat loans.


Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders (2016 - 2017) - In one of the more ridiculous premises on this list, this "Criminal Minds" spinoff series follows the exploits of the the International Response Team - a fictional FBI unit tasked with rescuing U.S. citizens abroad.  The few episodes we watched were predictable: An American overseas is arrested, threatened or set up with a crime they didn't commit; the Embassy is powerless or too inept to assist, so it's IRT to the rescue. The only Embassy office usually portrayed in a positive light is Diplomatic Security. Even Gary Sinise couldn't save this turkey - the show was cancelled after just two seasons of poor reviews and ratings. 


Snatched (2017) - Forgettable film starring Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn, who are kidnapped in Ecuador and trying to get to safety at U.S. Embassy Bogota.  But the crud comedy makes up with actor Bashir Salahuddin in his role as State Department official named Morgan Russell -- who presumably works for CA/OCS/ACS.  Any Consular Officer who has ever handled Special Citizen Services (SCS) cases will see themselves in Morgan dealing with overbearing family members.  And no, the Embassy cannot deploy the A-Team to rescue your loved one (see "Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders"). 


Inside the American Embassy (2018) - Documentary-style reality show about the inner workings of U.S. Embassy London and "Trump's man in Britain," Ambassador Woody Johnson, described by UK Channel 4 as, "a billionaire, close personal friend of Donald Trump."  I watched the second episode which focused on consular operations, even saw a few people I recognized, and was quite shocked at the access the filmmakers were allowed (a little to much). The four-episode docu-series can be found on the Channel 4 website, however you need to use a VPN connected to a UK server, and register for a free account on Channel 4, with a UK mailing address (just make one up, it works fine). 


Long_Shot_(2019_poster) Long Shot (2019) - Hilarious Rom-Com starring the lovely Charlize Theron as "S" - the Secretary of State who is running for President in 2020. Seth Rogan, as his usual lovable stoner self, plays a journalist who becomes her speechwriter. FS folks will appreciate several inside DOS/USG jokes. Anyone who has ever served as a control officer for an "S" visit will truly appreciate this film (or trigger nightmares!)  Sadly, this movie was badly marketed and the trailers and posters really did the film injustice. It's definitely worth a watch with a few beers and popcorn in hand.


Infidel (2019) - She's Liz, a State Department official. He's Doug Rawlins, an outspoken Christian American blogger played by Jim Cavaziel (The Passion of the Christ). Doug is kidnapped by Iranian spies while on a trip to Egypt where he makes speeches critical of the Iranian regime. The U.S. government refuses to intervene, so Liz travels to the Middle East in attempt to rescue him. Trivia: The film was produced and distributed by far right-wing conspiracy theorist Dinesh D'Souza. 



Good Omens (2019) - An angel and a demon must work to stop Armageddon, brought upon in the form of the Antichrist - who may or may not be the son of a U.S. Diplomat in London! Based on the book. From BBC and available on AmazonPrime. Best quote from EP1: "An American diplomat? REALLY? As if Armageddon were a cinematographic show you wished to sell in as many countries as possible." Great cast starring David Tennant, Michael Sheen, and Frances McDormand as God. 




2020 - current

Christmas in Vienna (2020) - The Two Crabs have a confession: We love cheezy Hallmark Christmas movies. Sorry not sorry! As we are now based in Vienna so we were excited to hear this year's Hallmark Xmas season featured a movie set in Vienna. But we were completely floored to later learn that it was a FOREIGN SERVICE film! Brennan Elliott plays a "Minister Counselor" at U.S. Embassy Vienna, and somehow lives in a palace larger than most Chief of Mission residences. He's also managed to serve in only 0% differential posts with a follow-on assignment to that Hollywood favorite, the nonexistent "U.S. Embassy Zurich!" Like most Hallmark films, it features a predictable plot and mostly unknown actors, but it's one of the better Hallmark flicks.

The Serpent (2021) - Phenomenal British mini-series based on the real-life French-Vietnamese serial killer Charles Sobhraj, and the young Dutch consular officer Herman Knippenberg who links Sobhraj to the murder of tourists in Thailand. Riveting, on-the-edge-of-your-seat storytelling. A BBC & Netflix collaboration. 

The Diplomat (2022? 2023?) - Upcoming Netflix show starring Kerri Russell as a career Foreign Service Officer tapped to serve as the U.S. Ambassador to the UK. Firstly, this would never happen as the UK Ambassador's chair almost always goes to an "AmbassaDonor" political appointee. Secondly at 48, Russell would be quite young to serve as an Ambassador; though not unheard, she would most likely be serving as Ambassador to a less prestigious, developing country.  No release data announced yet. We'll be watching baited breath. And in any case, it's sure to be better than the Fox "American Embassy" series 20 years earlier. 



The Kabul Cinephile: Arctic

I've seen more movies in the past 5 months than I have in the past 5 years, mainly because they are all screened free here for U.S. military, diplomats and others employees.  And most of the films shown at Embassy Kabul are screened just 2 or 3 weeks after their mainstream release. I started one-sentence film reviews on my private Facebook page for friends and family but I am extending it to you, the 2 or 3 readers I have left on this blog.


"Arctic" - The one-sentence review

Beautiful silent film interrupted by moments of sheer terror that will eventually want to make you chew your own leg off, and ask for seconds, before anti-climactic ending.

Score: 2 out of 5 Afghan Carpets

Where I am, where I'm going next!


In June 2017, I started lobbying and bidding hard for PSP -- Primary Staffing Posts, which includes Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and South Sudan (sort of).  I started bidding for every job in my Consular cone.  Sadly there are way more bidders than jobs. Shockingly, every job had 20-30 bidders.  After handshakes came and went, I started broadening my horizons and considered bidding on jobs in several other cones including Political and Public Affairs. Longtime "Two Crabs" readers may recall Mr. Crab was a journalist before joining the FS.  I heard crickets for many weeks. Then out of the blue in late July 2017 I received a one-sentence email asking if I was still interested in a PA job. YES, of course I was!  That was followed by two rounds of phone interviews. I didn't hear anything again until a few weeks later when I received what's known as an "Air Kiss"...essentially an unofficial job offer in the form of an email asking if (hypothetically) would I accept the job if it was offered. Again, YES.  Finally in early August 2017, I received the official handshake, and accepted the same day.

Why PSP?  Well it's no secret that the Two Crabs have wanted to return to EUR since joining the FS.  When I first joined the Foreign Service I had a "5 Year Plan" already mapped out in my head -- I would serve my first tour in Mexico or elsewhere in Latin America as I speak fluent Spanish, and then end up in Europe for hopefully the remainder of my career.  Well, it hasn't turned out that way. After 9 years in the FS, I have yet to serve in a Spanish-speaking post or in Europe.  Mr. & Mrs Crab knew if we ever wanted to go back to Europe, it would take some drastic measures and sacrifice. So after a lot of contemplation and conversations with mentors and bureau colleagues, we agreed that one or both of us would have to go to PSP.  Besides, Mr. Crab has always wanted to return to Afghanistan -- the place where I started my war correspondent career just weeks after 9/11.  Afghanistan is an extreme hardship: 35% hardship pay, 35% danger pay, 20% Special Pay to make up for the fact that we work 6-7 days a week, 12-14 hour days (as a tenured officer, I no longer receive overtime pay).  In addition, Mrs. Crab decided to remain Stateside so we also receive Involuntary Separate Maintenance Allowance (ISMA), which is a nice little bonus to help maintain two separate households during our year apart. 

I arrived in Kabul in September 2018 and I'm now four months into my year-long tour. The job is challenging but rewarding (present government shutdown aside). The quality of life is much better than I was expecting. I live in a "CHU" - Container Housing Unit, which is basically a windowless shipping container. But I lucked out with a "double-wide" hooch and even better, no roommates.  The food is good. I have a fantastic team of Afghan colleagues who never make the day boring. Many of my colleagues are "tandem" couples serving together here in this hardship environment. 

So immediately after accepting my Kabul handshake, I began searching for EUR "linked" assignments. Links are a kind of 'reward' for volunteering to serve in a PSP.  They are negotiated between DOS and the State Department union, (American Foreign Service Association (AFSA).  Sadly, "links" are quickly going the way of the dodo bird and we don't expect them to be around too much longer.  But, I lucked out.  Searching online and speaking to colleagues, I found several consular assignments in Europe that would be perfect fits...including, shockingly, my DREAM POST (more on that later).  I bid on a total of 4 links and interviewed with all four jobs.  All the interviews went quite well and I was very torn on which to pursue more aggressively.  Some of the jobs were very high profile, but the location wasn't our top pick. Some of them were in great locations, but the job was less than desirable.  This is the way bidding goes -- you compile all the jobs and study the pros and cons of each assignment.  A number of factor go into picking any job: location, the job itself, quality of life, spousal employment opportunities, crime & safety, ease of traveling to/from post, schools if you have kids, corridor reputation of the post and post leadership, etc.  

About a week or two into my bidding, I received an "air kiss" for my third choice. I decided to hold out for a day or two and reached back to my bureau for update on the other jobs.  Instead of receiving a HANDSHAKE reply. 

"Congratulations, Mr. Crab..."

 I happened to be sitting at my desk in Calgary when the Handshake email came up. It was about 5:10pm local time, and I was already late to a group happy hour where Mrs. Crab was already waiting for me. I screamed 'Woo hoo! but nobody was in the office to share my joy. Without even waiting to discuss it with Mrs. Crab, I replied within 15 seconds with a one sentence response: "YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU! YES!"  That was it.  I then printed the email, ran to the bar where Mrs. Crab was waiting and saw her and stared with a big shit-eating grin on my face. "What?" she asked. I pulled out the paper and began reading:

Congratulations (Mr. Crab)! The Bureau of Consular Affairs is very pleased to offer you a link handshake on:





Mrs. Crab screamed at the top of her lungs and began jumping up and down before I could even finish reading the sentence. I wish I had videotaped the moment I read the email!

Vienna, AUSTRIA!  Our 'Dream Post'!  

Almost everyone who joins the Foreign Service has a "Dream Post" - that place for which they would forsake all others for the chance to serve.  Vienna has been our Dream Post since Day 1. Not only is it our top post, but the job itself involves my favorite subject in consular affairs. We are beyond psyched, even though neither of the Crabs have actually ever been to Vienna!  However, we have traveled to western and central Austria many times on ski and hiking trips including to our favorite ski resort in Europe, St. Johann in Tirol (aka Sankt Johann am Tyrol). Mr. Crab plans to visit Vienna very soon. 

A bonus benefit of bidding PSP + Link back-to-back: I don't have to bid again until 2022!  When I landed the PSP assignment and Link back-to-back, my life became locked in for the next six years:

2017-2018: Completed our final year in Calgary

2018-2019: Kabul, Afghanistan

2019-2020: German language + other training, Foreign Service Institute, Arlington, Virginia

2020 - 2023: VIENNA


Above: Mr. & Mrs Crab after landing Vienna!


TwoCrabs' Best of Calgary awards


Best Local Ski Resort: Sunshine Village, Banff

Located about 90 minutes west of Calgary, Sunshine is not as large or challenging as the better-known Lake Louise Ski Resort, but it's much more laid back, with long green and blue cruisers. For a romantic weekend, we recommend staying at the hotel at the top of the mountain, accessible only by gondola (once you're there, you're there for the night!). If you plan to ski a lot during the season, but not enough to warrant a season pass, consider buying a Sunshine Super Pass. At $99, the pass will quickly pay for itself after 2 visits; every third visit is free and you will receive big discounts on other visits. And the card covers several resorts including Marmot Basin (below).


Best Destination Ski Resort: Marmot Basin, Jasper, Alberta

Honorable mention: Whitefish Ski Resort, Whitefish, Montana

Both Marmot and Whitefish are located about 5 hours from Calgary. Marmot is northwest near the end of the Icefields Parkway. Whitefish is southwest of Calgary near the twin cities of Whitefish-Kalispell, Montana so you need your passports. Thanks to their remote locations far from any major cities, both resorts have few lift lines and great powder.  


Best ski deal: Mt Norquay

Mount Norquay is a small ski resort located just outside of downtown Banff. It's face is nearly always in the shadows so it's frequently plagued by icy conditions. But you can't beat the price. They regularly have "Toonie Tuesday" deals where you pay just $2 Canadian dollars (lots of people call in sick, especially on powder days). On Christmas, they offer free admission if you dress up like a Santa, Elf or Reindeer!  We took advantage and skied every Christmas in Calgary.


Best Brewery: Last Best Brewing, 607 11 Ave SW

Longtime readers know Mr. & Mrs. Crab love good beer. When we first moved to Calgary in 2015, there were less than 5 breweries due to some antiquated local laws. The laws were relaxed in 2016 and suddenly overnight there were literally dozens of new breweries sprouting up in and around Calgary. We've been to many of them, but our favorite remains Last Best. Not only do they make our favorite beer but their food is great too (most breweries in Alberta do NOT serve food). Their bar staff is also extremely friendly and knowledgable about their beers.


Favorite SpeakEasy: Betty Lou's Library

Calgary is obsessed with speakeasies - hidden, prohibition era-style bars serving up cocktails and live music. Some guests show up dressed in 1920s flapper dresses and Zoot suits, but not required (although we do recommend dressing up more than your average bar. Business casual at least).  Betty Lou's is hidden in the basement of an apartment building, with the entrance behind a fake bookshelf. Reservations are a must, when you will receive your secret password to gain admittance. Finding these speakeasies are half the fun!


Favorite Pizza: LDV

When Two Crabs first moved to Calgary, we were placed in temporary housing above a Subway sandwich shop in the cute little neighborhood of Bridgeland. The smell of fresh bread was a nice wake-up call. But the best part of living here was across the street; LDV Pizza. It's name derives from the former restaurant here, La Dolce Vita. LDV has a real wood-fired oven, serving up real Italian-style pizza with thin and crispy crust (most pizza in Canada is "Chicago style" with thick crust that we really can't stand).  LDV also has one of our favorite Austrian beers on tap, Stiegl.


Best Brunch: Dairy Lane Cafe

We went to this place frequently as it was less than 2 blocks from our house. Excellent eggs Benedict's and mimosas. All their food is fresh, real farm-to-table with regularly rotating menu. Honorable mention to their sister restaurant, Blue Star Diner, in Bridgeland.


Best Steakhouse: Chuck's Steakhouse, Banff

Alberta is Canada's Texas. It's all about beef and oil in these parts. And nowhere will you find a juicier more delicious, perfectly-cooked steak than Chuck's. Located in Banff, about 1 hour west of Calgary,


Best Poutine: Kensington Brasserie

Poutine is Canada's stable snack - french fries covered in gravy and cheese curds. What makes Kensington's poutine a standout is it's cooked in duck fat. Pure heaven. Their adjoining "Container Bar" is a great place for an evening drink in summer.


Best neighborhood bar: Kensington Pub

Located in Calgary's hip Kensington neighborhood, Kensington Pub stands out among the many bars for its laid back atmosphere and great British pub grub like Yorkshire pudding and Shepherd's Pie. Lots of English Ales on tap.


Most unusual bar: The Barn

Located inside the West Hillhurst Community Center, you would never know this place even contained a bar. We passed by it for many months before realizing there was a bar inside this indoor ice rink. The bar is located on the mezzanine level of the ice rink, with great views of the action below. Say hello to our friend Stacy the server.


Unusual day trip: The Great Canadian Barn Dance

Run by the Kunkel family for generations, this family-run farm hosts weekend dances and live music concerts. You can camp on site as we did. It's about 90 minutes south of Calgary.


Favorite Hike: Nihahi Ridge (aka Nahini Ridge), Kananaskis

Located about 45 minutes west of Calgary, Kananaskis Provincial Park -- known locally as "K-Country", is just as beautiful as Banff National Park but only a fraction of the visitors. This gorgeous hike begins at "Forget-Me-Not Pond", a popular picnic area. The trail begins easy and becomes more moderate near the top as it traverses the spine of Nihahi Ridge, leading to million Canadian dollar views.


Best outdoor event in Canada: Calgary Stampede

The 10-day Calgary Stampede epitomizes the city.  Part county fair, part theme park, part music festival, the Calgary Stampede is a celebration of Canadian western lifestyle and hospitality. During the 10 days of Stampede, locals (including US Consulate staff) don Western wear. Businesses offer "pancake breakfasts" on the streets, served up by local dignitaries.  If you plan to go more than once, buy the "season pass" that gets you park admission everyday during the festival.


Do this, not that

The city of Banff is indeed one of the most beautiful towns in Canada. Unfortunately, it's been completely taken over by package tour groups and tour buses clogging the roads, especially in the summer.  Their New Year's Eve festival and fireworks was one of our favorite events (stay at the YWCA for cheap and clean rooms downtown). When you go to Banff, go on a weekday or shoulder season to avoid the crowds. Better yet, avoid Banff and make the trek to Jasper instead. Jasper is what Banff was 20 years ago. A quaint little town with cute restaurants and shops. Our favorite restaurant in Jasper is Downstream.  Jasper is a Dark Sky Preserve, meaning all light pollution is regulated. Jasper hosts the annual Jasper Dark Sky Festival which has attracted celebrities such as George Takei of Star Trek and Bill Nye the Science Guy.  (Below: Icefields Parkway, the road connecting Banff and Jasper, with many glaciers visible from the roadside).


Canada: Redux

I've been horrible about blogging, mainly because I just don't have the time and it seems like blogs are so 2012. Does anybody care or read blogs anymore? I rarely do.  But, I thought I'd blog today because it's on my to-do list and also because I've been home sick with the flu for the past 3 days and getting really bored.  I'm long gone from Canada. I'm actually in Afghanistan now.  But here's some photos of some of my favorite places seen from Calgary:


Yellowknife, Northwest Territories in March


Yellowknife, Northwest Territories in March



Downtown Calgary in the Fall.


Lake Louise Ski Resort, with Lake Louise visible in the distance.


Sunshine Ski Resort


Waterton National Park


The U.S.-Canadian border. No walls, no fences, no hedges. Just a clearcut in the forest and simple stone obelisk with "USA" written on one side and "Canada" on the other. Glacier National Park, Montana, USA is to the left (south) of this obelisk and Waterton National Park, Alberta, Canada is to the right (north). 



Snow festival castle in Yellowknife, NWT


Tuktoyuktuk, a small fishing village on the Arctic Ocean, Northwest Territories - well above the Artic Circle.


Flying above the MacKenzie Delta toward Tuktoyuktuk. The delta is the second largest in the Western Hemisphere after the Mississippi Delta.


Formerly the end of the road in Inuvik, NWT. The road has since been extended all the way to Tuktoyuktuk in the Artic Ocean.


Tuktoyuktuk, a small fishing village on the Arctic Ocean, Northwest Territories - well above the Artic Circle.




Today, Afghanistan held its first independent elections since the end of Taliban rule in 2001. This week, dozens of voters and several political candidates were killed by Taliban attacks across the country, including at least 10 voters and 5 policemen in a suicide bomb attack at a polling station here in Kabul this afternoon. Afghans are literally dying or putting their lives at risk just to exercise their right to vote or run for office.

Meanwhile, barely 40% of eligible Americans will even bother to vote in November 7 midterm elections. Voting is easier than ever now - 34 states and D.C. have some form of "No Excuse Early Voting" program, and another 3 state allow you to vote by mail. Our state of Colorado even allows residents overseas to vote absentee entirely online.

According to Freedom House, citizens of less than half the countries on Earth (45%) have the right to choose leaders in free and fair elections. Please remember that before you come up with some lame-ass excuse why you can't or won't vote. #Shameful #YouCanChangeThis #RegisterAndVote

In praise of: Canadian healthcare

One of the perks of our job in Canada is access to Alberta Healthcare. This is the second time we have been covered by universal healthcare, or "socialized medicine" as conservatives call it pejoratively. We were covered by British National Health Care System (NHS) when we lived in London for five years. Every province in Canada has it's own provincial health care system, 15 in all -- plus Veterans and Aboriginal health care programs.  In the almost three years we have lived in Canada, we have never seen a bill after leaving the doctor.  Every penny of routine health care is covered. True story: Mrs. Crab had to visit the emergency room last year after a bike accident. Her treatment included Xrays, Cat scan, ultrasound, pain medications, IVs and a semi-private room -- and the only thing we paid for was $4 for parking! Had this happened in the United States, my Foreign Service Benefit Plan (administered by Aetna) would have charged me 10% copay of at least $250.  

Like most universal health care programs, Alberta Healthcare does have its limitations. It doesn't cover everything, and the wait times for specialists can be twice as long as in the United States, so some Canadians pay out-of-pocket for supplemental health insurance. The average Canadian earning $100,000 (about $78,000 in U.S. dollars) will pay about 35% of their salary in provincial and federal taxes, compared to about 25% rate for a U.S. citizen earning the same. But the differences are partially offset by the fact that the average American spends $10,000 in healthcare costs per year including premiums, copays, etc. The other downside is Canada has a severe shortage of healthcare professionals, forcing the country to bring in doctors and nurses from other countries, most notably the Philippines. 

170517-designatedsurvivor Whether Universal Healthcare could ever become a reality in the United States remains to be seen. The most challenging issue would be the sheer size of such a program. Canada only has 35 million people, and the UK has 65 million people, compared to about 326 million U.S. residents. But on the flip side, the U.S. has never made a real attempt until the Affordable Care Act. 

Canada has had universal health care since 1966, but it dates back even further to 1947 when Tommy Douglas, a Baptist minister who as premier of Saskatchewan introduced the first provincial health care program. (US-Canadian Hollywood trivia: Douglas is the father of actress Shirley Douglas, married to Donald Sutherland, who are the parents of Kiefer Sutherland, who plays an accidental President of the United States on "Designated Survivor"). 


When history repeats itself

Condensed from "A Covert Affair: Julia Child and Paul Child in the OSS" by Jennet Conant:

 New fears about the nation's security had gripped the public. The tone of political debate in Congress grew sharply partisan and bitter, with the Republicans making the most of charges of Communist infiltration of the Truman administration. ... Even more troubling than the hardening of ideology was the vicious Red-baiting of Senator Joseph R. McCarthy. ... McCarthy's Red scare became a real cause of concern, alarm even, to State Department Personnel. He had made the overseas information agency one of his targets and had vowed to root out "security risks." Hoping to appease McCarthy, President Dwight D. Eisenhower's new Secretary of State, John Foster Dulles, had dismissed a number of high-level diplomats and had warned that anything less than "positive loyalty" from Foreign Service officers was "not tolerable at this time." 

Paul had seen only trouble ahead. Rumors about where McCarthy's tactics of intimidation - the book burning and finger-pointing -- might lead had spread like wildfire through the diplomatic community. Paul was unnerved by McCarthyism and considered the senator to be "a desperately dangerous, power-hungry, fascist-operating bastard. Eisenhower appears to be trying to save the Republican Party at the expense of the country," he wrote to his family in March 1945.

Julia and Paul had watched with sinking hearts as one after another of the career of Foreign Service Officers they had served with in China, among them some of their closest friends, had been forced out while still others quit in disgust. Anyone who had departed from the official line in the Far East, or had the temerity to write a critical report, was being labeled un-American. ... "Quite a number of people were just ruined," recalled Julia. ... Writing to her sister, Julia confided her misgivings: "After the events of hte last few years, I have entirely lost the nobility and esprit de corps. I feel, actually, that any moment we might be accused of being Communists and traitors."

Paul was informed that he was the subject of a State Department Special Inquiry, an official investigation into his character, reputation, and loyalty. Friends, relations, employers, and associates -- from the distant past to the present -- had been tracked down and interviewed." 

As soon as he received a copy of his clearance, Paul wired Julia: Investigation Concluded Successfully for Me. ... No apology was forthcoming, nor did he expect one." 

Europe Vacation, part 2

The Two Crabs are back in the Great White North of Canada after a 3 week trip through Europe that took us to Italy, Netherlands, Belgium, Germany and Austria. 

A few more snapshots of our trip.

St. Johann in Tirol, Austria:


Groningen, Netherlands:



Frankfurt & Munich, Germany:



Greetings from Europe, Part 1


Above: the beautiful cliff side village of Positano on Italy's Amalfi Coast.

The Two Crabs are currently on vacation in Europe -- our first time back here in over 3 years. One of the great pleasures and benefits of this job is we have made friends all over the world. Our first stop was Naples, Italy to visit our friend and supervisor from my previous post. She's one of the best consular officers I've ever met so naturally I consider her a mentor. Our next stop was the Netherlands to visit with some old friends from our previous lives. 

While in Holland, I had the pleasure of meeting my hard-working colleagues at US Consulate Amsterdam. One of those officers turned out to be a fan of this blog and reminded me that it's been ages since I've updated this blog. Part of the reason is I've been super busy in Calgary but the main reason is pure laziness -- it's a lot easier to just update my whereabouts on Facebook for friends and family. But I forget there are many folks who aren't on FB or whom I don't personally know. So my belated New Years resolution is to try and maintain this blog better whenever I have a free moment. I'm drafting this post on a long train ride from Amsterdam to Groningen, a beautiful little city in northern Netherlands.

Incidentally, European trains ROCK. In most places in Europe, you can set your watch to train schedules and now many trains have free wifi. My biggest complaint however are train prices. The romantic notion of grabbing a EuroPass and backpacking Europe by train is long gone. It's now much cheaper to just hop a low cost airline flight. That's how we got from Naples to Amsterdam: 49 euros per person one-way! 

A few more photos of our trip so far: