This is an ACTUAL shameless PRESS RELEASE issued by an actual shameless publicist. Names and emails redacted to protect the shameless. You see what I gotta deal with everyday!?!?!
might be of interest -- something off the beaten track! Nad's from
Australia (all natural hair removal
products) has come out with "Naughty Nad's" which enables you to shape your
bikini line according to your personality or mood! Hearts, Lightning bolts,
triangles? It's sizzling hot down under and could be the start of a new trend
here! Let me know if you want pictures (of the product!!) or a sample! Press
release is pasted below....
Naughty Nad’s Lets You Make a
in the Most Personal of
LOS ANGELES--As you get ready for the sexiest day of the
year, what will your beauty regime tell your special someone about your bedroom
With the newly introduced
Naughty Nad’s Bikini Design Kit,
you can personalize your most intimate region with one of four ‘Naughty Bikini
Shape’templates to match your playful personality.
Are you a safe yet sensual
‘Landing Strip’ kind of woman? A risky, mysterious ‘Bermuda Triangle?’ A sassy
romantic branded a ‘Heart Breaker?’ (what could be more perfect for Valentine's
Day?) Or perhaps you are the courageous and electric type who dares to bare
their ‘Thunder Struck’ bikini line.
Whatever your style, Naughty
Nad’s is certain to spark off a sizzling night.
Continuing Nad’s ongoing
commitment to natural ingredients, Naughty Nad’s contains sweet almond and
calendula oil, known for their soothing properties. It also has a sensual peach
and mango scent.
Follow the directions on the Naughty Nad’s package for
best results. Simply remove the lid and warm the jar in the microwave for one
minute. As the wax cools for about another minute, select one of the
personalized adhesive design templates and apply the wax. Once the wax has
cooled on your skin for about 15-30 seconds, remove it in the opposite direction
of hair growth.
The result: a creative and sexy statement that you are
ready to heat up the bedroom and really “celebrate” Valentine’s
Bikini Design Kit is now available at Wal-Mart,
Rite-Aid, CVS, Walgreens and other fine stores. Recommended retail price is
XXXX at XXX-XXX-XXXX for photographs, template design shape
pictures or a product sample.