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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, February 08, 2006 2:03 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: (press release) How About a Heart Shaped Bikini Line for Valentine's Day!

Thought this might be of interest -- something off the beaten track!  Nad's from


(all natural hair removal products) has come out with "Naughty Nad's" which enables you to shape your bikini line according to your personality or mood!  Hearts, Lightning bolts, triangles?  It's sizzling hot down under and could be the start of a new trend here!  Let me know if you want pictures (of the product!!) or a sample!  Press release is pasted below....



Spice up Valentine’s Day

Naughty Nad’s Lets You Make a Personal Statement—

in the Most Personal of Ways

LOS ANGELES--As you get ready for the sexiest day of the year, what will your beauty regime tell your special someone about your bedroom style?


With the newly introduced Naughty Nad’s Bikini Design Kit, you can personalize your most intimate region with one of four ‘Naughty Bikini Shape’templates to match your playful personality.


Are you a safe yet sensual ‘Landing Strip’ kind of woman?  A risky, mysterious ‘Bermuda Triangle?’ A sassy romantic branded a ‘Heart Breaker?’ (what could be more perfect for Valentine's Day?) Or perhaps you are the courageous and electric type who dares to bare their ‘Thunder Struck’ bikini line.


Whatever your style, Naughty Nad’s is certain to spark off a sizzling night.


Continuing Nad’s ongoing commitment to natural ingredients, Naughty Nad’s contains sweet almond and calendula oil, known for their soothing properties. It also has a sensual peach and mango scent.


Follow the directions on the Naughty Nad’s package for best results.  Simply remove the lid and warm the jar in the microwave for one minute. As the wax cools for about another minute, select one of the personalized adhesive design templates and apply the wax. Once the wax has cooled on your skin for about 15-30 seconds, remove it in the opposite direction of hair growth.


The result: a creative and sexy statement that you are ready to heat up the bedroom and really “celebrate” Valentine’s Day.


Naughty Nad’s


Design Kit is now available at Wal-Mart, Rite-Aid, CVS,  Walgreens and other fine stores.  Recommended retail price is $15.99. 

Media, please contact


at XXX-XXX-XXXX for photographs, template design shape pictures or a product sample.