Yet another reason why there should be a minimum IQ requirement for accessing the Internet:

Typepad, which is the software used to edit and design this blog, keeps track of how and where visitors found this website.  Today, somebody accessed this site by going onto Google and searching for the following query: "can u get crabs from a toilet seat".  This blog was the second item listed on the results page.  Sometimes you just gotta wonder: WTF?!?!