Here it is: The London Crab Shack!

(I'll send out the new mailing address privately to ya'll later.)

--Weekly rent for a tiny flat one-third the size of our current home: 275 pounds

--Letting agent fee: 350 pounds

--Council taxes: 1,000 pounds

--Television tax: 100 pounds

--Living in the heart of London, three blocks from the Angel tube station: PRICELESS!